HI!!! HOW ARE YOU!?!?!?!?

Description

HI!!! HOW ARE YOU!?!?!?!?

Loud greeting. Deeply automatic. Emotionally trapped in customer service mode.

This button is for anyone who has ever greeted a stranger at full volume and then immediately realized their soul never clocked out.

The giant text screams HI!!! HOW ARE YOU!?!?!?!?
The tiny text underneath reads: sorry im stuck in customer service mode and i cant get out.

And yes — the small text is absurdly small.
No one is reading that unless they are incredibly close.
Too close.

Details

• Hand-pressed pinback button
• Smooth protective mylar top
• Big readable main text
• Tiny bonus text for anyone invading your personal space
• Lightweight, durable, and just the right amount of unhinged

Perfect For

• Retail workers
• Former retail workers
• Customer service veterans
• Convention tables
• Jackets, aprons, lanyards, and bags

If they can read the fine print, they have crossed a boundary and the button has done its job.

Friendly. Frazzled. Inescapable.